the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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