In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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