i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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