You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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