would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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