found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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