Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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