no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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