I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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