Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
a search helicopter?!
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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