it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
How external is "for external use only"?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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