Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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