I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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