I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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