Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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