So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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