I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
My feet surprised me
how does that bad decision feel?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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