I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Randomize
