I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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