Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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