got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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