I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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