That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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