It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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