It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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