she looked like the bat from fern gully.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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