Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
i out mim tonsoeep
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