Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
