i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
And then he peed in my hair
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