did you get engaged???
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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