I want to stick my p in your. b.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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