First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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