Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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