Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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