If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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