Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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