my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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You. Win. At. Life.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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