By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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