Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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