she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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