What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
