goodnight i made you a song goodbye
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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