what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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