Small penises have feelings too.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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