Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
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Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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