worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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