u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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