your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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