You made me cry and you don't even care
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
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How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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