Got a toothbrush?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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