I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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