All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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