I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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