i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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