saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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