NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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