billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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