..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
It's official drugs can't kill me
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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