you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo