Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(518): View more from New York

He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.

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(607): View more from New York

I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.

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(563): View more from Iowa

If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...

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(613): View more from Ontario

I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.

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(509): View more from Washington

HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS

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(802): View more from Vermont

He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is

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(905): View more from Ontario

He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.

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