last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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