I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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