is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes